Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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