So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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