i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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