I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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