yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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