doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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