dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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