You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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