There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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