im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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