I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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