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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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