I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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