When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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