wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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