Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
