i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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