Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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