hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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