well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he fucked my hip out of place.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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