we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
