super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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