My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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