Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
