Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
