Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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