the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
no you cant smoke seaweed
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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