So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I love you.
Bad choice
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