So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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