My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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