If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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