i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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