quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
the liver wants what the liver wants
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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