I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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