That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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