'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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