conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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