So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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