I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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