I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize