Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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