The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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