Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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