If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX