i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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