With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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