Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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