I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
