I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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