Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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