I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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